I was flipping through the latest issue of National Geographic, and saw a photo about a blind deer who (according to the caption) is “treated like a princess.”
Imagine that being literal.
Imagine them actually treating it like a princess.
Imagine the owners/foster parents grooming this deer to become a future leader, a royal: teaching it about court dances, how to keep an eye on your nobles, politics, elocution, maybe how to shoot/hunt just enough to put up a good show for visitors (not saying that princesses can’t be badasses (or that in order to be badasses that they need to hunt/etc), just think it’s a little awkward for a deer to hunt deer), the latest fashion, cartography, at least 5 languages…
I’m going to go to sleep now.
(But WHAT IF.)