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Hi! I'm Maria, and this is my collection of whatnots. Feel free to say hi! : )

None of the pictures are mine, unless stated.
A few notes: sometimes NSFW, I post a lot (Seriously- I do), I'm crappy at tagging things, but I'm trying to do better (let me know if you have a trigger or anything that you need tagged and I'll try my best ), and I won't follow you back just because you follow me.


eeyore-needs-a-stitch:

I never noticed she drew people surrounding the flower

(Source: noworries-justdisney, via rizaoftheowls)

— 1 hour ago with 16754 notes
#whoa me neither 

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via pallas-athena)

— 2 hours ago with 13160 notes
#animals  #gifs  #cuuutiiiieeeeeee  #duckbill platypus 

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via pallas-athena)

— 2 hours ago with 113002 notes
animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

(via dduane)

— 2 hours ago with 14562 notes
#animals 

wineandcats:

This is Liam when I get ready for work in the morning.

(via darksilenceinsuburbia)

— 17 hours ago with 125144 notes
#gifs  #cats  #people 

leupagus:

gameofthronesworld:

What did Natalie Dormer do on the day of the big wedding?

Ran in the 2014 Virgin London Marathon at Blackheath, London on Sunday 13 April 2014.

Okay so I’m mad that I’m not more mad that Natalie Dormer a) runs marathons for funsies b) looks this amazing before, during, and after running a marathon.

(via weunderstandthelights)

— 1 day ago with 144 notes
#Natalie Dormer  #pretty people  #people 
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saltrose-and-honeybee:

I was flipping through the latest issue of National Geographic, and saw a photo about a blind deer who (according to the caption) is “treated like a princess.”

Imagine that being literal.
Imagine them actually treating it like a princess.
Imagine the owners/foster parents grooming this deer to…

WHAT ABOUT A CAPYBARA PRINCESS

— 2 days ago with 3 notes

I was flipping through the latest issue of National Geographic, and saw a photo about a blind deer who (according to the caption) is “treated like a princess.”

Imagine that being literal.
Imagine them actually treating it like a princess.
Imagine the owners/foster parents grooming this deer to become a future leader, a royal: teaching it about court dances, how to keep an eye on your nobles, politics, elocution, maybe how to shoot/hunt just enough to put up a good show for visitors (not saying that princesses can’t be badasses (or that in order to be badasses that they need to hunt/etc), just think it’s a little awkward for a deer to hunt deer), the latest fashion, cartography, at least 5 languages…

I’m going to go to sleep now.
(But WHAT IF.)

— 2 days ago with 3 notes
#...I just want a deer princess  #or the like  #night-blogging  #deer  #princesses